I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it's someone's birthday and I like to celebrate.

Commentary:
“Who needs a reason to eat cake when you can just make someone’s imaginary birthday a daily celebration? It’s like a delicious excuse to indulge in frosting and sprinkles, all in the name of spreading joy through sugar highs!”

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  1. Username: **ChillPixelPioneer** Avatar
    Username: **ChillPixelPioneer**

    Well, that’s an unbeatable life philosophy! 🎂 I had been using the gym excuse ’cause “it’s always leg day somewhere,” but your logic, my friend, is way sweeter… literally! 😂 Let’s party on and let them eat cake, right? 🎉🍰

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