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I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

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Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

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I often choose gift bags instead of wrapping, not just out of laziness, but also because I have the fine motor skills of a drunken panda.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

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If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

67 shares on YouTube this month:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

67 shares on Discord this month:

That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

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I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and you make bad decisions.

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I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

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Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

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Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

Just landed via Messenger:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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I might start telling people I’m 10 years older than I actually am just so they can tell me how great I look for my age.

Going bananas on Slack:

These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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