I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere. Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake. When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
