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God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?