I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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🚭 "I find myself thinking 'God, I need a cigarette' way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke. Well, maybe it's not the nicotine cravings, but rather the dramatic effect and potential for spontaneous combustion I desire. 🔥 Stay lit in spirit, not in ash!" 🚬

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