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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette&#8221…

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette”…

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🚭 "I find myself thinking 'God, I need a cigarette' way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke. Well, maybe it's not the nicotine cravings, but rather the dramatic effect and potential for spontaneous combustion I desire. 🔥 Stay lit in spirit, not in ash!" 🚬

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged actually, cigarette, craving, God, habit, humor, i, irony, myself, need, smoke, someone, think, thinking, too on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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