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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

85 shares on Telegram this month:

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

52 shares on Threads this month:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

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What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

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Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

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I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

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Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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