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  • To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.
  • Most insane people live outside of madhouses.
  • All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.
  • My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.
  • My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.
  • One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.