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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

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Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.