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90 shares on Threads this month:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

45 shares on Telegram this month:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

55 shares on Slack this month:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

11 shares on Discord this month:

It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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Intelligence is now free, and the golden age of the nerd is over.

Going bananas on TikTok:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Making waves on Instagram:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Shared recently on Facebook:

They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

Trending via Instagram:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Spotted on Messenger:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Making waves on Threads:

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

I think there’s a size limit on engagement rings before they look tacky, to me.

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