I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

Commentary:
โ€œWho needs a treadmill when you can just run out of patience for your daily cardio fix? ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Donโ€™t worry, patience is overrated anyway! Keep sprinting towards your goals one impatient step at a time!โ€

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