I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI get all the cardio I need by running out of patience. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Does running away from my problems count as cardio? Running from your problems is cardio. Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems. Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio. Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.