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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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Self-cleaning conscience.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter”

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Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

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You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.