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  • How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”
  • I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.
  • Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.
  • Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.
  • All people make me happy. Some when they come, others when they leave.
  • Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.