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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

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My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.