Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.