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"Having people stuck in your head can lead to messy situations…but having songs stuck in your head just leads to impromptu karaoke sessions at inappropriate times! 🎤🎶 Let’s stick with the safer option, shall we?"

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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2 months ago

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Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

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3 weeks ago

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I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

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2 months ago

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Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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2 months ago

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I’m just here to make you wish I wasn’t.

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2 months ago

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I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

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2 months ago

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53 shares on X this month:

They should invent a day where I feel normal.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

63 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

46 shares on X this month:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

52 shares on WeChat this month:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Twitter is cool because you can figure out what’s going on in the world through memes instead of watching the news.

23 shares on X this month:

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

13 shares on X this month:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

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Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

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Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Bisexual just means that I wear perfume with my men’s deodorant.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

Going viral on Twitch:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Trending via TikTok:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Going bananas on Discord:

Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

Spotted on X:

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

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