I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”