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"Having people stuck in your head can lead to messy situations…but having songs stuck in your head just leads to impromptu karaoke sessions at inappropriate times! 🎤🎶 Let’s stick with the safer option, shall we?"

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80 shares on Telegram this month:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

26 shares on Slack this month:

Why did they call it an AI-generated picture and not a ‘fauxtograph’?

36 shares on Threads this month:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

51 shares on Threads this month:

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

97 shares on X this month:

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

33 shares on X this month:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

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Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

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3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Going viral on Discord:

Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

Spotted on Pinterest:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

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The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

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Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Keep the laugh going 😂

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

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