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  • Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.
  • It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.
  • They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.
  • Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.
  • I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.
  • When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.