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No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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Women swear they be broke… Then, all of a sudden, here comes that Shein delivery.

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.