I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money. Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Breaking news: Buying more things equals less money in the bank! 💸💸 Who knew, right? Someone call the financial experts! 📉😂 #ShopTilYouDrop" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.” Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive. I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it. It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.
