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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

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Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

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If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

That awkward moment between birth and death.

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

I drive like I’m immortal.

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

Vegetables are actually pretty good when they’re fried.

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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits.

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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