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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

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I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

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“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

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You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

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Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

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God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

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Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

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I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

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One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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The more I practice, the luckier I get.

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

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I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

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The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

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Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

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You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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Wednesday is the part of the novel where the heroine stares out the window and questions everything.

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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