I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because itβs important to me to ensure nobody else can see either. Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs night vision when you can blind everyone with your LED headlights, am I right? 🌟😂 Safety first, visibility second… or third… or maybe somewhere down the line! 💡😎 #BlindedByTheLights" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife. I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package. I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!” My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread. “Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”
