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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

Commentary:
"Who needs night vision when you can blind everyone with your LED headlights, am I right? 🌟😂 Safety first, visibility second… or third… or maybe somewhere down the line! 💡😎 #BlindedByTheLights"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged driving, else, headlights, humor, i, important, irony, led, LED headlights, me, night, night vision, nobody, poor, safety, visibility, vision on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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