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I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights be…

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights be…

Commentary:
"Who needs night vision when you can blind everyone with your LED headlights, am I right? 🌟😂 Safety first, visibility second… or third… or maybe somewhere down the line! 💡😎 #BlindedByTheLights"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged driving, else, headlights, humor, i, important, irony, led, LED headlights, me, night, night vision, nobody, poor, safety, visibility, vision on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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