I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out. Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy. It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick. Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail. In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan.