I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.” Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Moonwalking through life with those pronouns! ππΊπ Related Funny Quotes π€ I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Heeβs in your ear while you tryna sleep. After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar. I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four. I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible. Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.