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"Oh, to have the unwavering confidence of a husband who believes every task is a mere 5-minute endeavor! 🤣⏱️ Dream big, aim high, and maybe one day you too can conquer the world in 5-minute intervals! 💪😂"

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

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Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?

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This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

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Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

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I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

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Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

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There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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Delightful if true: booby trap.

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

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Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

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