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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks e…

I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks e…

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"Oh, to have the unwavering confidence of a husband who believes every task is a mere 5-minute endeavor! 🤣⏱️ Dream big, aim high, and maybe one day you too can conquer the world in 5-minute intervals! 💪😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged confidence, everything, humor, husband, i, just, minutes, perspective, procrastination, relationship, time, wish on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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