I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive? Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Decisions, decisions! ๐ค Who needs a boyfriend when you've got a trusty purse as your co-pilot? ๐๐ผ #PurseOverPartner" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, heโll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol. I canโt believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me. I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend. Telling men I have a boyfriend doesnโt chase them away anymore, so Iโve started telling them I have a child. I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.