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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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"Decisions, decisions! 🤔 Who needs a boyfriend when you've got a trusty purse as your co-pilot? 🚗💼 #PurseOverPartner"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged boyfriend, dating, dilemma, drive, humor, i, purse, put, relationship, want, where on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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