I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive? Commentary:"Decisions, decisions! 🤔 Who needs a boyfriend when you've got a trusty purse as your co-pilot? 🚗💼 #PurseOverPartner" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol. I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me. I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend. Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child. “I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.