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  • 80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”
  • I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.
  • Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.
  • May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.
  • Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.
  • Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?