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I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

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I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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My wife refuses to hire a housekeeper because she doesn’t want them to see this mess.

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?