I like my Jims slim and my chances fat. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"I like my Jims slim and my chances fat… well, who wouldn't want a slim Jim and a chunky opportunity? π€£πͺ #LifeChoices" Related Funny Posts π€ I hope the aliens arenβt good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim. Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe. I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye. If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge. Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.