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Ah, the ultimate people-watching inception! 👀👀 It's like a never-ending spiral of watchers watching watchers watching people. 🌀 Who knew spying on humanity could become a meta sport? 🕵️‍♂️ #WatchingTheWatchers

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Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

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Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

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In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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Every marriage has a personality hire, and then someone who knows how insurance works.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.

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Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

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I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

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I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.

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Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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