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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

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I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

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You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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78 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

22 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

15 shares on Discord this month:

Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

75 shares on Discord this month:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Does anyone want to fall in love and split rent with me?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

Shared recently on Threads:

No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

Making waves on Threads:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Been telling everyone, “It’s been a good year for horses.” No idea whether that’s true or not, but they keep nodding like it makes a lot of sense.

Spreading quickly via X:

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Going bananas on Messenger:

The older I get, I realize my mom was right, but I just didn’t like her tone.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

Spotted on Messenger:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

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