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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

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I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

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The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

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Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The more I practice, the luckier I get.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

33 shares on Slack this month:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

56 shares on X this month:

Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

82 shares on YouTube this month:

Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

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It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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Bedtime procrastination isn’t a sleep issue. It’s a control issue. It’s about refusing to give up the last part of the day that feels like yours.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

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