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I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to…

I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to…

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Just waiting for my dog to text me back… any minute now! 🐶📱😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, animals, conversation, humor, i, imagination, personality, quirky, reply, stable, talk, wait on Jul 16, 2025 by slickboy.

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