I look stable, but I talk to animals, and wait for them to reply. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just waiting for my dog to text me back… any minute now! πΆπ±π Related funny posts π Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America. I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire. Youβre not lazy, youβre just buffering in HD. I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes. I love being an adult and sitting absolutely still and suddenly I’ve hurt my neck somehow.