Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.
  • “God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.
  • The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.
  • I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.
  • Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.
  • My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.