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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.