Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.