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Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

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Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

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Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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Windmill? Big fan.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

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Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

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Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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