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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when you’re about to wash them.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

The amount of water you actually need to drink to be hydrated is so obscene. Who does this body think it is? A data center?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

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I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

Making waves on YouTube:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Shared recently on Reddit:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

Making waves on Snapchat:

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Spotted on Discord:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

Trending via Pinterest:

Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

Live now on WeChat:

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.

Just shared via Threads:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Just shared via YouTube:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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"Ah, the classic art of poetic roasting 👨‍🎤🔥 It's like a lyrical battle of wits where insults are disguised as compliments and rhymes become the ultimate weapon! Who needs swords when you have verses? 🗡️📝 #RapBattlePoetrySlam"

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85 shares on Discord this month:

I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

38 shares on TikTok this month:

Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

22 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

55 shares on X this month:

I suffer from awesomnia.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

12 shares on Threads this month:

They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I’ve read some obituaries with great pleasure.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

When the exam is so hard that you look out the window to appreciate nature.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Just shared via Facebook:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Trending via Snapchat:

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

Going bananas on Threads:

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

Making waves on Messenger:

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Shared recently on Slack:

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Trending via Snapchat:

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

Spotted on WeChat:

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Spotted on WeChat:

Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

Going viral on Facebook:

I have three full closets of nothing to wear.

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