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💌💔 Don't just say you miss me, show me the discount honey! 💸😂 Come on, brands, step up your game! There's a line of people waiting to win me back, get in on the competition! 🏆 #CouponOrBust #MissingMeAintEnough

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

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80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

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That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.

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If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

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Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

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A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

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Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

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Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

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