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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you…

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you…

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💌💔 Don't just say you miss me, show me the discount honey! 💸😂 Come on, brands, step up your game! There's a line of people waiting to win me back, get in on the competition! 🏆 #CouponOrBust #MissingMeAintEnough

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attached, attention, brand, competitive, coupon, email, here, humor, i, lot, love, marketing, me, miss, people, relationship, saying on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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