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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

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I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

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It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

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That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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