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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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Looks like the clones unionized for a sit-in protest on the couch! 🤣🛋️ At least they can bond over their mutual laziness and love for TV shows. Maybe they can start a club for clones who'd rather binge-watch than do chores! 📺🍿

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged clone, cooking, couch, dishes, domestic, domestic tasks, humor, i, laundry, myself, procrastination, self-improvement, sitting, tasks, TV, watching on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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