I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Love has a funny way of sneaking up on you when you least expect it! Who would've thought a singles night would lead to a partner-in-crime who was busy managing a whole squad at home? 🤣🏡💑 #UnexpectedLoveStories" Related Funny Posts 🤝 No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time. I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before. Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time. Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife. My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.