I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis. No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time. Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife. Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time. People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.
