I need a job where I don’t actually have to work. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Dreaming of a job title: 'Professional Daydreamer and Snack Tester' 😂💤🍕" Related Funny Posts 🤝 No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work. Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.