💾 Save Image I need a long hot meteor shower. 3 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a hot shower when you can have a long hot meteor shower instead? 🚿☄️ Just be sure to avoid standing directly underneath!#OutOfThisWorldHygiene" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor. I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings. When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions. I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos? Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: date, hot, humor, i, meteor, need, shower
