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  • Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.
  • Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.
  • And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.
  • Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.
  • I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.
  • Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.