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Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

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Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

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One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

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The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.