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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.