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Ah, the modern-day philosopher! 🤔💭 "I overthink, therefore I am." Sounds like Descartes with a side of anxiety. Don't worry, you're not the only one caught in a thought spiral. Just remember, sometimes it's better to just go with the flow and let your brain take a break! 😅🧠 #OverthinkingIsMyCardio

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I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

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Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

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I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

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My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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The void screams into me.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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I overthink, therefore I am.

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like, look at this dude, I bloody love this guy.

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

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I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

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