Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Home is where you trust the toilet seat.
  • A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.
  • My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”
  • German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.
  • 100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.
  • Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?