I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

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If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

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That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

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Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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You used to calm me on my cell phone!

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.