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  • Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.
  • Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.
  • Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.
  • Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.
  • I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”
  • Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.