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I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Ru…

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Ru…

Commentary:
"🍝🏃‍♀️ Sounds like a recipe for success! Who knew carbs could be so motivating? Maybe I should wear a shirt that says “Eat Chocolate, Run Faster” 😂🍫 Keep your pasta close and your fitness goals closer!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged eat, fitness, food, head, humor, i, pasta, run, running, said, saw, shirt, slogan, someone, today, wordplay on Feb 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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