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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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The first pyramid scheme was when the Egyptians took credit for the pyramids that were clearly built by aliens.

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Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.