I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

Commentary:
“Maybe being a Librarian isn’t your calling, but you’ve definitely mastered the ‘shushing’ art! 🤫📚 Keep quiet and carry on, oh silent sage!”

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