Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.
  • Fun like a LinkedIn notification.
  • The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.
  • When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.
  • To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
  • Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.