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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.