I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up. Commentary:"Maybe being a Librarian isn't your calling, but you've definitely mastered the 'shushing' art! 🤫📚 Keep quiet and carry on, oh silent sage!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up. I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face. Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had. People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable. Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.