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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

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Life sucks a lot less when your feet are in a creek, and you forgot your phone in the truck.

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Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.