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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

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It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

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We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.