I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting. Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.