Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.
  • I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.
  • I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.
  • Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.
  • I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
  • Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.