I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’… Commentary:"Ah, the eternal quest for that ideal 'before' picture! Just six more months of procrastination, snacks, and Netflix marathons. 🍕📺 You've got this! 💪😅" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months. Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls. If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months. How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5. Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.