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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.