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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’…

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’…

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"Ah, the eternal quest for that ideal 'before' picture! Just six more months of procrastination, snacks, and Netflix marathons. 🍕📺 You've got this! 💪😅"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anticipation, away, before, before picture, fitness, humor, i, loss, months, perfect, picture, self-deprecation, six, six months, think, weight, weight loss on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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