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  • I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?
  • A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.
  • Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
  • I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”
  • Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.
  • I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.