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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

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“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

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Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.