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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.