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I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection an…

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection an…

Commentary:
"Deciding to behave today is like planning to start a diet on a Monday – sounds good in theory, but reality hits hard when the mirror shows up 😅🤷‍♀️ Maybe tomorrow is looking pretty attractive right about now! #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged behave, humor, i, ID, maybe, myself, procrastination, reflection, saw, self-control, self-image, thought, today, told, tomorrow on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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