I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times. Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule. Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment. Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving. People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.