I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.