I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.