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"Trying to squeeze a whole week's worth of expectations into one day? Sounds like a case of premature FriYAYulation! 🤪 Don't worry, weekend vibes are just around the corner… Hang in there! ⏳🙃 #FridayFeeling"

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84 shares on Snapchat this month:

Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

69 shares on Threads this month:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

61 shares on Slack this month:

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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Making waves on Telegram:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Live now on X:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

Breaking via Telegram:

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Life is really sucking the life out of me.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

Shared recently on X:

Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

Just shared via Telegram:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Nothing is hungrier than a Roomba that sees a charger cord.

Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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