I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it. Commentary:"If the price is right, I might consider auctioning off my integrity on eBay 🤑 But hey, at least I'm being upfront about it! 💁♂️ #IntegrityForSale" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself. I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work. Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore. Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell. I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”
