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My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?