I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it. Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If the price is right, I might consider auctioning off my integrity on eBay 🤑 But hey, at least I'm being upfront about it! 💁♂️ #IntegrityForSale" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself. Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic. I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work. If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing. Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.