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  • Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.
  • I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.
  • “Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.
  • There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.
  • Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.
  • I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.