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  • Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.
  • If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.
  • Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.
  • You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.
  • Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.
  • Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.