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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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"Imagine if our phones could just zap people into 'silent mode' in real life! 😂🔇 #DreamOn"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoyance, button, buttons, communication, etiquette, everyday, everyday life, humor, i, life, mute, mute button, people, real, sarcasm, social, social etiquette, wish on Jun 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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