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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

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I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

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The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.