I wish people had mute buttons in real life. Commentary:"Imagine if our phones could just zap people into 'silent mode' in real life! 😂🔇 #DreamOn" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button. You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose! People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you. I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons. I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.