I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour. Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today! Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity. My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!” It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.
