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  • I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.
  • Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.
  • Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.
  • I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?
  • My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.
  • A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”