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49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

71 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

92 shares on Threads this month:

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

82 shares on Facebook this month:

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

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Just shared via Instagram:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Seen just now on Reddit:

They’re uploading my consciousness into a disposable vape.

Making waves on Telegram:

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

Just landed via Telegram:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Trending via YouTube:

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

Seen just now on Slack:

It actually is crazy how many people I know would benefit from being visited by three ghosts.

Trending via Pinterest:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Keep the laugh going 😂

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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