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I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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Yesterday I really wanted tacos and now I’m eating tacos. Follow your dreams!

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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Itโ€™s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people wouldโ€™ve died.

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(lost in the labyrinth and Iโ€™m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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I wish more dumb people were shy.

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Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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If life has taught me one thing, itโ€™s that I need more money.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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I canโ€™t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

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Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

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Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

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Men need women, women need men. The end.

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

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I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize Iโ€™m not an actor.

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Have your guardian angel call my guardian angel.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like theyโ€™re hamsters.

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Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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What a time to be alive, it’s like the collapse of Rome, but with memes.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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Iโ€™m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know thereโ€™ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

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Turns out โ€œV for Vendettaโ€ is not an educational movie and it wonโ€™t teach your kids the alphabet.

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You donโ€™t have to remember details when you donโ€™t lie.

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