I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!