I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?