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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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"Putting up a lost dog poster? Nah, I'd rather keep my fumbles on the down low, thank you very much! 🐶🤷‍♂️ #NotLettingItOut"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dog, embarrassment, Fumble, humor, i, know, lost, lost dog, neighborhood, never, pets, poster, put, responsibility, whole on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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