I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled. Commentary:"Putting up a lost dog poster? Nah, I'd rather keep my fumbles on the down low, thank you very much! 🐶🤷♂️ #NotLettingItOut" Is there anything else you'd like to add or ask about? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster. If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back. You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night. My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew. God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!