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Home Funny Quotes I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

Funny Quotes August 10, 2024
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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I'm not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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