I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me. Posted onOct 17, 20232 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us. When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter. Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point. The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen. Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.
