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“Who needs a diet when you have birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends, and… you being you 🤷♂️🍰🍾🎄🍫 Just blame it on the occasions, right? 😄”
I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.
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