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"Who needs a diet when you have birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother's Day, weekends, and… you being you 🤷‍♂️🍰🍾🎄🍫 Just blame it on the occasions, right? 😄"

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Girls are perverts when they like you.

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2 months ago

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I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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2 months ago

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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4 weeks ago

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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2 months ago

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When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

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2 months ago

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My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.

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5 months ago

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15 shares on WeChat this month:

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

92 shares on Instagram this month:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

72 shares on Threads this month:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and then feel sad around 8 p.m.

64 shares on Discord this month:

The person who invented bowling: “Oh, and we’ll make them wear different shoes for no reason. Clown shoes.”

56 shares on Reddit this month:

Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

22 shares on X this month:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

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It feels like a million o’clock right now.

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I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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Going viral on Facebook:

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

Going viral on Facebook:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

Trending via YouTube:

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Trending via Snapchat:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

Making waves on Facebook:

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

Trending via Slack:

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Just landed via YouTube:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Just landed via Twitch:

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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Girls are perverts when they like you.

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

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