Iβd make room in my pillow fort for you. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Friends who build pillow forts together, stay together π°ππ" Related funny posts π I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one! Blocking isnβt enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side. Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow. The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend. Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.